Time as white sound
Monday, September 21, 2009

I didn't go out this entire weekend, and instead I embraced tele-vision.

Expect more snacking if you choose to do so, because telly is a smothering bastard who'll invite the chocs and sweets to come rolling in.
Not before long, you'll also realise that such a sedentary lifestyle will cause you to grow rolls on your tummy. Yeast powder in your gut.
Unless you want to become a fluffy poofy jiggly jongle, indulge in your basic aerobic exercises which I will be involved in within the next 20 minutes.

I know I like to procrastinate. Procrastination is my gigolo prostitute.
And I fit greasy dollar bills into his Elastic Versace underwear.

4:18 PM

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Well... In the words of Britney Spears' Break The Ice:

It's been a while
And I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting.
But I'm here now.

Gee, what a cheesy start to a new blogpost

8:10 PM